Saturday, December 27, 2008

Test your faith.

Truly religion must remain the individuals choice but why not test your faith by giving the CyberSpaceKing a try?
Start by worshiping the CyberSpaceKing then pay tribute by sending cash. It's just that easy.
In no time at all you will soon see, worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is way easier than worshiping any other God.
Why not give it a try today?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Your sins are fallacious.

The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should already know the difference between right and wrong. Thats why we dont have a whole lot of fancy rules or rituals. The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should express yourself in your own way, all you really have to do do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash. Thats why worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is fun and easy. Maybe its time you re-examine your current religion. Unless you worship the CyberSpaceKing you may be under the false impression that you have sinned.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

A great new religion.

The CyberSpaceKing's brand of religion is fast and easy. No longer do religious minded zealots need worry about the devotion of others. Everybody gets to worship in their own unique way, there are no special rules or rituals to follow, just worship the CyberSpaceKing in your own way and pay tribute by sending cash.

It's about time for the competing world religions to step aside. The CyberSpaceKing offers a safer and easier alternative to traditional religions.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Worship me, pay tribute.

The heavy burden of divinity is very difficult to bear sometimes. Only very special individuals are able to deal with the pressures associated with godhood.

The CyberSpaceKing is just such an individual, ready willing and able to accept your worship. Don't forget to pay tribute. We accept your donations at the CyberSpaceKings home page;

www.CyberSpaceKing.com

Friday, September 5, 2008

Essential and Divine

Divinity, it's a big job but somebody has to do it. People think that just because I constantly ask my followers to send cash that I'm only in it for the money. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am "in it" for the good of mankind. This kind of selflessnes is what makes me divine. Woship me by sending cash.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Blasphemy? No problem.

Blasphemy! Yes blasphemy is not a concern when you worship the CyberSpaceKing. We don't trouble ourselves with such petty concepts. Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing is easy. There's no difficult text or rituals to learn. We have no real rules at all, just worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©


Sure other religions have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness. This is the best part about worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals.


With our bold new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray and you decide what kind of rules you should live by. It's up to you how much you want to devote yourself to your new religion, all we require is that you worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

The Human Condition

come to me


Are you looking for a solution for the human condition?

Bad news, there is none, but by worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© you can ease your suffering.

Are you constantly seeking answers and solace from your current religion?

Are the answers sometimes confusing and unhelpful?

Does your religion leave you feeling empty and unsatisfied?

Look no farther than the CyberSpaceKing©, when it comes to investing ina religious deity there is no better way to spend your spiritual currency than with the CyberSpaceKing©.

Low on spiritual currency?

All the more reason to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.