Showing posts with label edicts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label edicts. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Your sins are fallacious.
The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should already know the difference between right and wrong. Thats why we dont have a whole lot of fancy rules or rituals. The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should express yourself in your own way, all you really have to do do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash. Thats why worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is fun and easy. Maybe its time you re-examine your current religion. Unless you worship the CyberSpaceKing you may be under the false impression that you have sinned.
Friday, June 15, 2007
CyberSpaceKing© edicts.
The CyberSpaceKing© is always being worshiped by his loyal followers and sometimes the constant attention can be quite a challenge. Being a diety is a tremendous responsibility what with all the adoring fans, the requests for salvation and the constant whinning of those in pain seeking comfort. Those who would worship the CyberSpaceKing© must learn to have lower expectations of my devine powers and they should be grateful that I pay any attention at all to their insignifigant existence. Additionaly followers should never ask the CyberSpaceKing© to provide them with evidence of his godly powers the CyberSpaceKing© will decide when and where to display his awesome power and it is not wise to waste it on mere mortals.
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Friday, March 16, 2007
Worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay as you go.
At last theres a simple easy to follow religion.

First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-cratfed CyberSpaceKIng© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©
We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing never asks you to do much at all except to send cash. No difficult text to learn, no special rules to live by just simply worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash.
Try it today you will see how good it feels to be a part of the new religious craze that’s sweeping the world, worship the CyberSpaceKing©, pay tribute by sending cash and you will be just that much closer to website heaven.
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Pay Tribute (by sending cash)
Well the CyberSpaceKing© recieved an average of
12 hits a day in February and added about $1.75 to the Gold Statue Fund.

An excellent beginning but I know we can do better than that. You people need to stop freeloading and start sending in those envelopes stuffed with cash, I realize everybody is having a tough time making ends meet but theres no time like the present to invest in your future, ease you piece of mind, consolidate your religousness and worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.(this is an important step in the process).
If you need help figuring out how best to send cash please see our complete instructions on the CyberSpaceKing website.
Remember if your going to worship the CyberSpaceKing you have to pay tribute by sending cash. If you fail to send cash the CyberSpaceKing your devotion will not be considered complete and the CyberSpaceKing may not look upon you with compassion. You can pay tribute by sending cash and have complete devotion and make generous contributions to increase your own personal contentment. In addition, you can visit some of the many other CyberSpaceKing© webpages that offer great advice and examples for ways to pay tribute by sending cash.

Important: Make sure you...
worship and adore the CyberSpaceKing©
and pay tribute by sending cash.
12 hits a day in February and added about $1.75 to the Gold Statue Fund.

An excellent beginning but I know we can do better than that. You people need to stop freeloading and start sending in those envelopes stuffed with cash, I realize everybody is having a tough time making ends meet but theres no time like the present to invest in your future, ease you piece of mind, consolidate your religousness and worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.(this is an important step in the process).
If you need help figuring out how best to send cash please see our complete instructions on the CyberSpaceKing website.
Remember if your going to worship the CyberSpaceKing you have to pay tribute by sending cash. If you fail to send cash the CyberSpaceKing your devotion will not be considered complete and the CyberSpaceKing may not look upon you with compassion. You can pay tribute by sending cash and have complete devotion and make generous contributions to increase your own personal contentment. In addition, you can visit some of the many other CyberSpaceKing© webpages that offer great advice and examples for ways to pay tribute by sending cash.

Important: Make sure you...
worship and adore the CyberSpaceKing©
and pay tribute by sending cash.
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