It's so easy...

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©, worship me in your own way, pay tribute by sending cash. It's such a simple concept but it could change the world. Why struggle with old outdated religions that just cause confusion and arguments amongst people? If everyone abandons their existing religions and worship the CyberSpaceKing© instead... then the world will be a much better place. It's so easy to worship the CyberSpaceKIng©, just worship me in your own way, spend as little or as much time worshiping me as you like. Theres no difficult texts to learn no rituals to attend, just pay tribute by sending cash.