Sure other religions have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness. This is the best part about worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals.
With our bold new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray and you decide what kind of rules you should live by. It's up to you how much you want to devote yourself to your new religion, all we require is that you worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.
