In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers?
Why not simplify your life by worshiping the CyberspaceKing©?
The CyberSpaceKing© will never tell you how to worship or how much to contribute, you will never have to learn any ancient texts, practice any rituals or attend any church.
It's the easiest religion ever ... just worship The CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.