Worship Me... Pay tribute by sending cash.

We are constantly working on new ways to help loyal followers to worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash. We have a paypal option available at the CyberSpaceKing.com website we always accept cash in the mail, we even have self addressed stamped envelopes available here.

We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing© never asks you to do much at all except to pay tribute by sending cash. No difficult text to learn, no complicated rituals to memorize, no special rules to live by, all you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Nothing could be easier or more satisfying than sending cash to the CyberSpaceKing today.

What are you waiting for? 2012?

Who would Jesus worship?

What with all the talk these days about "what would Jesus do" in this circumstance...
and all the world leaders...

and televangilists...

those who claim to speak directly to Jesus.
Somebody should ask these guys to ask Jesus who he would worship. I bet he'd tell them the CyberSpaceKing© because the CyberSpaceKing offers the only really simple and effective solution to all your religous needs. In this day and age everyone needs to be more efficient with their time and resources. Our research shows that most people spend too much time and money thinking about or practisoing their religions and the wide variety of religions is confusing and causes global conflict.
Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing can solve all these problems at once.
So ask yourslef, who would Jesus worship.

This Has Been a Test.

My Absense was a test of your faith.
Those of you who passed the test (you know who you are) shall be rewarded with extended time and extra privileges in website heaven.
The CyberSpaceKing is always testing the loyalty of his followers to determine who amongst you is the most deserving of my special attentions.
A loyal follower asked me just the other day…
”CyberSpaceKing are there any other religions you recommend I consider before worshiping the CyberSpaceKing?”
I answered as I always do …
Loyal follower your particular religious choice is a personal matter, the CyberSpaceKing is not concerned with other “lesser religions”
(ie: any religion not dedicated to worshiping the CyberSpaceking).

The CyberSpaceking is too confident and feels completely unthreatened by those other religious groups, sure they might have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness and the beauty and simplicity of worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals. With my great new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray, you decide what kind of rules you should live by.
All you ever need to do is pay tribute by sending cash and continue to worship the CyberSpaceKing.