Tuesday, March 30, 2010

It's so easy...

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©, worship me in your own way, pay tribute by sending cash. It's such a simple concept but it could change the world. Why struggle with old outdated religions that just cause confusion and arguments amongst people? If everyone abandons their existing religions and worship the CyberSpaceKing© instead... then the world will be a much better place. It's so easy to worship the CyberSpaceKIng©, just worship me in your own way, spend as little or as much time worshiping me as you like. Theres no difficult texts to learn no rituals to attend, just pay tribute by sending cash.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

the CyberSpaceKing© concept



When you worship the CyberSpaceKing© you will be amazed at how easy it is. There are no awkward rituals to attend no arcane texts to memorize and all your sins will be absolved if you simply worship me and pay tribute by sending cash.
It's so easy everyone should do it.
Why not introduce this new religion to your family and friends today.

Remember it's not important how much money you choose to donate as long as you pay tribute and tell your family and friends to do the same.
Worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash, that's all we ask.

Religion is a matter of faith and the gospel should be spread by word of mouth so don't forget to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and continue to proselytize to friends and family. This religion will only work if everyone agrees, all denominations and all faiths must unite to insure our success.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Worship the CyberSapecKing©

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers?


Why not simplify your life by worshiping the CyberspaceKing©?


The CyberSpaceKing© will never tell you how to worship or how much to contribute, you will never have to learn any ancient texts, practice any rituals or attend any church.
It's the easiest religion ever ... just worship The CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The CyberSpaceKing©'s not-so -secret society.

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Worship the CyberSpaceKing©, unlike other religions or secret societies you don't need to keep it a secret, nobody gets special consideration, no awkward rituals to attend, no special rules or text to memorize. You don't even need to be rich and influential to join.
All you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.


It's the newest, easiest and most guilt free religion available , try it today.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Test your faith.

Truly religion must remain the individuals choice but why not test your faith by giving the CyberSpaceKing a try?
Start by worshiping the CyberSpaceKing then pay tribute by sending cash. It's just that easy.
In no time at all you will soon see, worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is way easier than worshiping any other God.
Why not give it a try today?

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Your sins are fallacious.

The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should already know the difference between right and wrong. Thats why we dont have a whole lot of fancy rules or rituals. The CyberSpaceKing© thinks you should express yourself in your own way, all you really have to do do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash. Thats why worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is fun and easy. Maybe its time you re-examine your current religion. Unless you worship the CyberSpaceKing you may be under the false impression that you have sinned.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

A great new religion.

The CyberSpaceKing's brand of religion is fast and easy. No longer do religious minded zealots need worry about the devotion of others. Everybody gets to worship in their own unique way, there are no special rules or rituals to follow, just worship the CyberSpaceKing in your own way and pay tribute by sending cash.

It's about time for the competing world religions to step aside. The CyberSpaceKing offers a safer and easier alternative to traditional religions.