Worship the CyberSapecKing©

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers?

Why not simplify your life by worshiping the CyberspaceKing©?

The CyberSpaceKing© will never tell you how to worship or how much to contribute, you will never have to learn any ancient texts, practice any rituals or attend any church.
It's the easiest religion ever ... just worship The CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

A great new religion.

The CyberSpaceKing's brand of religion is fast and easy. No longer do religious minded zealots need worry about the devotion of others. Everybody gets to worship in their own unique way, there are no special rules or rituals to follow, just worship the CyberSpaceKing in your own way and pay tribute by sending cash.

It's about time for the competing world religions to step aside. The CyberSpaceKing offers a safer and easier alternative to traditional religions.

Essential and Divine

Divinity, it's a big job but somebody has to do it. People think that just because I constantly ask my followers to send cash that I'm only in it for the money. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am "in it" for the good of mankind. This kind of selflessnes is what makes me divine. Woship me by sending cash.

Worship Me... Pay tribute by sending cash.

We are constantly working on new ways to help loyal followers to worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash. We have a paypal option available at the CyberSpaceKing.com website we always accept cash in the mail, we even have self addressed stamped envelopes available here.

We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing© never asks you to do much at all except to pay tribute by sending cash. No difficult text to learn, no complicated rituals to memorize, no special rules to live by, all you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Nothing could be easier or more satisfying than sending cash to the CyberSpaceKing today.

What are you waiting for? 2012?

Who would Jesus worship?

What with all the talk these days about "what would Jesus do" in this circumstance...
and all the world leaders...

and televangilists...

those who claim to speak directly to Jesus.
Somebody should ask these guys to ask Jesus who he would worship. I bet he'd tell them the CyberSpaceKing© because the CyberSpaceKing offers the only really simple and effective solution to all your religous needs. In this day and age everyone needs to be more efficient with their time and resources. Our research shows that most people spend too much time and money thinking about or practisoing their religions and the wide variety of religions is confusing and causes global conflict.
Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing can solve all these problems at once.
So ask yourslef, who would Jesus worship.

Look into the Light, 300 and Counting!

300 followers cant be wrong.
OK So I haven't perhaps reached 300 yet but soon it will be. 300 loyal followers in only 4 weeks is not bad. Although it's difficult to say for sure I think about 90% of the visitors to my blogs are first time visitors, I know this because basically any hit outside of Vancouver is a new visitor.

Remember people, you only have to proselytize to two or three people and get them to worship and pay tribute to play a big part in establishing this great new easy to practise religion. Imagine how gratifying it will be to tell people you were part of this grass roots religous movement.

Me and my nimbus.

Well here's a shot of me in 1996. The dawn of the CyberSpaceKing©. My nimbus is clearly visible, this is why there are no recent pictures of me, because to cameras I now appear more as an overall white light because my nimbus is too bright. Friends and family are accustomed to it by now but it does take a little getting used to.

Because my halo makes me so difficult to photograph I make available to my followers a number of images "devine visions" as it were. They can cycle through the various images on the CyberSpaceKing website (over 45 currently available) pick a favourite or worship them all. The choice is yours, as always with the CyberSpaceKing© all you have to do is worship me and pay tribute by sending cash. We ask nothing more of you as followers. Truly devout individuals may decide to contribute more often and in greater quantity, that is up to the individual to decide. The CyberSpaceKing© welcomes one and all.
I've said it once and I will say it again, traditional religion is just way to complicated and its beliefs are antiquated and outdated, it's about time we consolidate religion and make things easier for everyone.

Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing just makes good sense.
Don't delay, become a loyal follower today.

Have you seen me on TV?

The CyberSpaceKing has made numerous television appearances. It started in 1996 with a webcam image of the CyberSpaceKing© swigging a beer in Indonesia.

Website Heaven chronicled my adventures in Indonesia and Australia, in particular the "crotch still smokin story" of the Eastern Railway Hotel in Ballarat, Victoria (my first blog entry, really). The site was hosted on my brothers AOL account and though the account was cancelled years ago website heaven still exists today.

Website Heaven suddenly started to get "hits" and my brother thought that these hits were coming from co-workers in the film industry here in Vancouver. We later surmised that perhaps my hotel strip tease story had suddenly gained popularity amongst some adolescent male audience somewhere, one can only guess. The "hit" counter has since reset but I have these screenshots that show that it's already passed the 3000 mark back in 2002.



It was this point in 1996 and with this website that I decided to claim the internet for my own and crowned myself the CyberSpaceKing©. I made numerous searches and could find nobody claiming sovereignty over this new electronic landscape.


Thusly I stand before you the undisputed ruler and self-proclaimed savior of the internet since 1996 Please help support my further efforts to dominate, overtake and eventually rule the internet, television and eventualy asimilate all the religions in the world.

I am Confused

Wow there sure are allot of Blogs about religion onthe internet. I just spent an hour trying to figure out what this guy is talking about. Then I found this website and became even more confused (but mainly I liked the name). The more I looked the more I found and the more confused and bewildered I became, instead of answering my questions about divinity they seemed to raise more questions and sometimes the different sects within the same religions would contradict each other. What a mess.

What's a follower to think? What's a follower to do, follow blindly? It just all seems too confusing and requires way to much research to be able to discuss even basic spiritual matters. Every religion is confusing, difficult to learn, hard to practise, time consuming and expensive.

The CyberSpaceKing to the rescue once again.
Our simple, safe and easy to practise religion just make good sense.
Worship the CyberSpaceKing, pay tribute by sending cash.

the CyberSpaceKing circa 1973
If you squint your eyes you can almost make out the halo.

Will this madness never end?

My niece (theJeanQueen) started a Blog. She started about the same time I did but has published twice the number of entires that I have.
She wants to be a writer. I just want to be able to write.


This whole thing is requiring way more effort than I thought it would.

Where, Oh where are my legions of loyal followers?
Shouldn't they be doing these kinds of mundane tasks?
My time is best spent being worshiped and adored.

Worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay as you go.At last theres a simple easy to follow religion.

First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-cratfed CyberSpaceKIng© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©



We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing never asks you to do much at all except to send cash. No difficult text to learn, no special rules to live by just simply worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash.


Try it today you will see how good it feels to be a part of the new religious craze that’s sweeping the world, worship the CyberSpaceKing©, pay tribute by sending cash and you will be just that much closer to website heaven.

Worship me, it's safe, simple & easy.

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers.
Why not simplify your life by worshiping
the CyberspaceKing©?

I am magnanimous.

Everyday I am generous and forgiving of those less fortunate than myself.
Today someone left their keys in the front lobby of the CyberSpaceKing© residential complex and I was kind enough to leave a note to let people know I had found keys and that there was a $20 reward.