Showing posts with label divinity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label divinity. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

It's so easy...

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©, worship me in your own way, pay tribute by sending cash. It's such a simple concept but it could change the world. Why struggle with old outdated religions that just cause confusion and arguments amongst people? If everyone abandons their existing religions and worship the CyberSpaceKing© instead... then the world will be a much better place. It's so easy to worship the CyberSpaceKIng©, just worship me in your own way, spend as little or as much time worshiping me as you like. Theres no difficult texts to learn no rituals to attend, just pay tribute by sending cash.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Worship the CyberSapecKing©

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers?


Why not simplify your life by worshiping the CyberspaceKing©?


The CyberSpaceKing© will never tell you how to worship or how much to contribute, you will never have to learn any ancient texts, practice any rituals or attend any church.
It's the easiest religion ever ... just worship The CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Test your faith.

Truly religion must remain the individuals choice but why not test your faith by giving the CyberSpaceKing a try?
Start by worshiping the CyberSpaceKing then pay tribute by sending cash. It's just that easy.
In no time at all you will soon see, worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© is way easier than worshiping any other God.
Why not give it a try today?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

A great new religion.

The CyberSpaceKing's brand of religion is fast and easy. No longer do religious minded zealots need worry about the devotion of others. Everybody gets to worship in their own unique way, there are no special rules or rituals to follow, just worship the CyberSpaceKing in your own way and pay tribute by sending cash.

It's about time for the competing world religions to step aside. The CyberSpaceKing offers a safer and easier alternative to traditional religions.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Worship me, pay tribute.

The heavy burden of divinity is very difficult to bear sometimes. Only very special individuals are able to deal with the pressures associated with godhood.

The CyberSpaceKing is just such an individual, ready willing and able to accept your worship. Don't forget to pay tribute. We accept your donations at the CyberSpaceKings home page;

www.CyberSpaceKing.com

Friday, September 5, 2008

Essential and Divine

Divinity, it's a big job but somebody has to do it. People think that just because I constantly ask my followers to send cash that I'm only in it for the money. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am "in it" for the good of mankind. This kind of selflessnes is what makes me divine. Woship me by sending cash.