Showing posts with label musings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label musings. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2008

Essential and Divine

Divinity, it's a big job but somebody has to do it. People think that just because I constantly ask my followers to send cash that I'm only in it for the money. Nothing could be further from the truth. I am "in it" for the good of mankind. This kind of selflessnes is what makes me divine. Woship me by sending cash.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

The Human Condition

come to me


Are you looking for a solution for the human condition?

Bad news, there is none, but by worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© you can ease your suffering.

Are you constantly seeking answers and solace from your current religion?

Are the answers sometimes confusing and unhelpful?

Does your religion leave you feeling empty and unsatisfied?

Look no farther than the CyberSpaceKing©, when it comes to investing ina religious deity there is no better way to spend your spiritual currency than with the CyberSpaceKing©.

Low on spiritual currency?

All the more reason to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Looking for guidance?

In these troubling end days people everywhere are looking for guidance to their problems and help with their personal issues. Everyone has questions and everyone has difficulties keeping their faith. These are difficult times for you common and ordinary people. This makes the CyberSpaceKing©'s job more challenging and the need for the CyberSpaceKing© even more pronounced. With all the experts spouting opinons and trying to tell people how to run their lives, my followers have their loyalty tested on a daily basis. Iv'e said it before and I'll say it again, these are troubling times. There are many charlatans out there who claim to have the answers. There are those among you who aspire to one day achieve the lofty heights of the CyberSpaceKing©. Never give up the dream but remember to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Friday, June 15, 2007

CyberSpaceKing© edicts.

The CyberSpaceKing© is always being worshiped by his loyal followers and sometimes the constant attention can be quite a challenge. Being a diety is a tremendous responsibility what with all the adoring fans, the requests for salvation and the constant whinning of those in pain seeking comfort. Those who would worship the CyberSpaceKing© must learn to have lower expectations of my devine powers and they should be grateful that I pay any attention at all to their insignifigant existence. Additionaly followers should never ask the CyberSpaceKing© to provide them with evidence of his godly powers the CyberSpaceKing© will decide when and where to display his awesome power and it is not wise to waste it on mere mortals.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Who would Jesus worship?

Jesus worships me.
What with all the talk these days about "what would Jesus do" in this circumstance...
and all the world leaders...

and televangilists...

those who claim to speak directly to Jesus.
Somebody should ask these guys to ask Jesus who he would worship. I bet he'd tell them the CyberSpaceKing© because the CyberSpaceKing offers the only really simple and effective solution to all your religous needs. In this day and age everyone needs to be more efficient with their time and resources. Our research shows that most people spend too much time and money thinking about or practisoing their religions and the wide variety of religions is confusing and causes global conflict.
Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing can solve all these problems at once.
So ask yourslef, who would Jesus worship.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Me and my nimbus.


Well here's a shot of me in 1996. The dawn of the CyberSpaceKing©. My nimbus is clearly visible, this is why there are no recent pictures of me, because to cameras I now appear more as an overall white light because my nimbus is too bright. Friends and family are accustomed to it by now but it does take a little getting used to.

Because my halo makes me so difficult to photograph I make available to my followers a number of images "devine visions" as it were. They can cycle through the various images on the CyberSpaceKing website (over 45 currently available) pick a favourite or worship them all. The choice is yours, as always with the CyberSpaceKing© all you have to do is worship me and pay tribute by sending cash. We ask nothing more of you as followers. Truly devout individuals may decide to contribute more often and in greater quantity, that is up to the individual to decide. The CyberSpaceKing© welcomes one and all.
I've said it once and I will say it again, traditional religion is just way to complicated and its beliefs are antiquated and outdated, it's about time we consolidate religion and make things easier for everyone.

Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing just makes good sense.
Don't delay, become a loyal follower today.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

People are watching!

The CyberSpaceKings© sometimes compares stats for his BlogSpot blog

versus the traffic visiting the CyberSpaceKing© corporate website.

As you can see the CyberSpaceKing© blog format seems to appeal more to an international audience while the CyberSpaceKing© Corporate website gets most of its traffic from Vancouver and Australia.
audience

Friday, March 23, 2007

Jokes on You today!



Jokes on you today, loyal followers. If your here looking for one of the CyberSpaceKings scathing weekly rebukes of traditional religion or perhaps a dose of that subtle CyberSpaceKing charm, that magic that convinces loyal followers to pay tribute by sending cash.

Well your out of luck because I have no amusing posts for you today.

I am too busy being worshiped and adored.

Sincerely H.R.H.
the CyberSpaceKing©

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Think inside the box.

Seems these days people are much more concerned about whats going on around them than whats going on inside. When it comes to news we want the big picture quickly and not the intimate details. Oh sure if theres sex or violence involved we want the details but if its something vaguely spiritual or sociopolitical or something that causes us to have to think we would rather get the abridged version. Uh uh, no way, I dont want to think about that, I dont want to be introspective. I want to be removed, abstracted, entertained, free from responsibility or guilt.


TV family worship the cyberspaceking


Finally there is a religion that you can easily practise that will instantly absolve you of all guilt and responsibility. Finally everyone can just relax and enjoy life, go ahead have fun, after all isn't that what its all about?


There has never been a better way to live a guilt free lifestyle and be carefree and easy in your religion too. Just worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash, it's simple and easy, theres no difficult text to learn or complicated and confusing rituals. Once everyone is worshiping the CyberSpaceKing there will be no more wars and much less arguing in general.

So what are you waiting for? go forth;
worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tributre by sending cash.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Will this madness never end?

My niece (theJeanQueen) started a Blog. She started about the same time I did but has published twice the number of entires that I have.
She wants to be a writer. I just want to be able to write.


This whole thing is requiring way more effort than I thought it would.

Where, Oh where are my legions of loyal followers?
Shouldn't they be doing these kinds of mundane tasks?
My time is best spent being worshiped and adored.


Monday, March 19, 2007

Gosh CyberSpaceKing, Your great!

They Love me
Imagine winning the CyberSpaceKing© boardgame. First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-crafted CyberSpaceKing© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©*** actual game may not be not as illustrated

To all my loyal followers, thank you for your continued support, the CyberSpaceKing has decided to give you his blessings. To those of you leeching of my devine presence and worshiping but not paying tribute I send you my malicious thoughts.

To my Polish visitors I say "Dzien Dobry"

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Chemtrails.

These are not clouds. So saith the CyberSpaceKing.
These are not clouds.

Scott Stevens seems like one of those people that just loves his job.
His station manager of eight years at Channel 6 in Idaho described him as "energetic, easy-going and enthusiastic about the weather". I first stumbled upon Scotts website www.weatherwars.info when looking for answers as too what the hell the airplanes were spraying in the sky. Scott seemed to have the most logical and credible explanation. As I have been reading his website for the last couple of years I have been impressed with the quantity of data and pictures he has collected.

Here's a guy in england who films chemtrails and puts them on YouTube.
Here's someone in France filming this activity.
These are from Vancouver.

I'm just relieved to know it's not just me that is seeing these trails and going hmmmm...




Another reason, in these times of uncertainty to embrace the CyberSpaceKing as the self proclaimed savior and ruler of the internet.
You will start to feel better as soon as you send cash to the CyberSpaceKing.
CyberSpaceKing


Oh and here's something (about stupidity) everybody should watch this.
These people aren't stupid they are just confused, another illustration of how much better a place the world would be with all the religion consolidated in the worship of the CyberSpaceKing.


Monday, March 12, 2007

Musings on religiousness.

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©.
CSK
I found this website (findagrave.com) where you can explore the gravesites of people dead.
I had a look for my "old" friend Kamato Hongo (an honourary Paramook) and these comments I found made me laugh. All these well wishers suggesting Kamato was "with the Angels" Kamato was Shinto an ancient religion based on animism and rooted in the worship of ancestors and nature spirits. I seriously doubt if angels were ever a part of Kamato's belief system.

I couldn't help but think how much easier this will all be when everyone just worships the CyberSpaceKing©. This is just another example of how much confusion can arise from all these various conflicting belief systems.
Consolidate your religiousness today with the CyberSpaceKing©.

Worship TV
Worship me and pay tribute with cash.