Showing posts with label send cash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label send cash. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

the CyberSpaceKing© concept



When you worship the CyberSpaceKing© you will be amazed at how easy it is. There are no awkward rituals to attend no arcane texts to memorize and all your sins will be absolved if you simply worship me and pay tribute by sending cash.
It's so easy everyone should do it.
Why not introduce this new religion to your family and friends today.

Remember it's not important how much money you choose to donate as long as you pay tribute and tell your family and friends to do the same.
Worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash, that's all we ask.

Religion is a matter of faith and the gospel should be spread by word of mouth so don't forget to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and continue to proselytize to friends and family. This religion will only work if everyone agrees, all denominations and all faiths must unite to insure our success.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Worship the CyberSapecKing©

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers?


Why not simplify your life by worshiping the CyberspaceKing©?


The CyberSpaceKing© will never tell you how to worship or how much to contribute, you will never have to learn any ancient texts, practice any rituals or attend any church.
It's the easiest religion ever ... just worship The CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The CyberSpaceKing©'s not-so -secret society.

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Worship the CyberSpaceKing©, unlike other religions or secret societies you don't need to keep it a secret, nobody gets special consideration, no awkward rituals to attend, no special rules or text to memorize. You don't even need to be rich and influential to join.
All you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.


It's the newest, easiest and most guilt free religion available , try it today.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Looking for guidance?

In these troubling end days people everywhere are looking for guidance to their problems and help with their personal issues. Everyone has questions and everyone has difficulties keeping their faith. These are difficult times for you common and ordinary people. This makes the CyberSpaceKing©'s job more challenging and the need for the CyberSpaceKing© even more pronounced. With all the experts spouting opinons and trying to tell people how to run their lives, my followers have their loyalty tested on a daily basis. Iv'e said it before and I'll say it again, these are troubling times. There are many charlatans out there who claim to have the answers. There are those among you who aspire to one day achieve the lofty heights of the CyberSpaceKing©. Never give up the dream but remember to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Worship Me... Pay tribute by sending cash.


We are constantly working on new ways to help loyal followers to worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash. We have a paypal option available at the CyberSpaceKing.com website we always accept cash in the mail, we even have self addressed stamped envelopes available here.

We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing© never asks you to do much at all except to pay tribute by sending cash. No difficult text to learn, no complicated rituals to memorize, no special rules to live by, all you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Nothing could be easier or more satisfying than sending cash to the CyberSpaceKing today.

What are you waiting for? 2012?

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Look into the Light, 300 and Counting!

300 followers cant be wrong.
OK So I haven't perhaps reached 300 yet but soon it will be. 300 loyal followers in only 4 weeks is not bad. Although it's difficult to say for sure I think about 90% of the visitors to my blogs are first time visitors, I know this because basically any hit outside of Vancouver is a new visitor.

Remember people, you only have to proselytize to two or three people and get them to worship and pay tribute to play a big part in establishing this great new easy to practise religion. Imagine how gratifying it will be to tell people you were part of this grass roots religous movement.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Me and my nimbus.


Well here's a shot of me in 1996. The dawn of the CyberSpaceKing©. My nimbus is clearly visible, this is why there are no recent pictures of me, because to cameras I now appear more as an overall white light because my nimbus is too bright. Friends and family are accustomed to it by now but it does take a little getting used to.

Because my halo makes me so difficult to photograph I make available to my followers a number of images "devine visions" as it were. They can cycle through the various images on the CyberSpaceKing website (over 45 currently available) pick a favourite or worship them all. The choice is yours, as always with the CyberSpaceKing© all you have to do is worship me and pay tribute by sending cash. We ask nothing more of you as followers. Truly devout individuals may decide to contribute more often and in greater quantity, that is up to the individual to decide. The CyberSpaceKing© welcomes one and all.
I've said it once and I will say it again, traditional religion is just way to complicated and its beliefs are antiquated and outdated, it's about time we consolidate religion and make things easier for everyone.

Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing just makes good sense.
Don't delay, become a loyal follower today.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Gosh CyberSpaceKing, Your great!

They Love me
Imagine winning the CyberSpaceKing© boardgame. First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-crafted CyberSpaceKing© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©*** actual game may not be not as illustrated

To all my loyal followers, thank you for your continued support, the CyberSpaceKing has decided to give you his blessings. To those of you leeching of my devine presence and worshiping but not paying tribute I send you my malicious thoughts.

To my Polish visitors I say "Dzien Dobry"

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Pay Tribute (by sending cash)

Well the CyberSpaceKing© recieved an average of
12 hits a day in February and added about $1.75 to the Gold Statue Fund.


An excellent beginning but I know we can do better than that. You people need to stop freeloading and start sending in those envelopes stuffed with cash, I realize everybody is having a tough time making ends meet but theres no time like the present to invest in your future, ease you piece of mind, consolidate your religousness and worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.(this is an important step in the process).

If you need help figuring out how best to send cash please see our complete instructions on the CyberSpaceKing website.


Remember if your going to worship the CyberSpaceKing you have to pay tribute by sending cash. If you fail to send cash the CyberSpaceKing your devotion will not be considered complete and the CyberSpaceKing may not look upon you with compassion. You can pay tribute by sending cash and have complete devotion and make generous contributions to increase your own personal contentment. In addition, you can visit some of the many other CyberSpaceKing© webpages that offer great advice and examples for ways to pay tribute by sending cash.

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Important: Make sure you...
worship and adore the CyberSpaceKing©
and pay tribute by sending cash.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Send cash to the CyberSpaceKing©

Have you visited the the CyberSpaceKing© website lately?
It’s now easier than ever to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.
Though many prefer the traditional cash in an envelope method our new affiliate advertising program with Google AdSense allows you to pay tribute to the CyberSpaceKing© with just the click of a mouse button. Though this method can be slow and only sends small amounts of cash to the CyberSpaceKing© it seems to be popular amongst theCyberSpaceKing©’s younger and more indolent followers as it requires no cash outlay. Our handy Paypal option allows you to use your Visa or MasterCard. With this method you can send large amounts of cash to the CyberSpaceKing©. Take the time to set-up a Paypal account, it’s quick, easy and free, this will help insure the CyberSpaceKing© receives the maximum amount and once you set it up you will always be just one or two clicks away from worshiping the CyberSpaceKing©.

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