Will this madness never end?

My niece (theJeanQueen) started a Blog. She started about the same time I did but has published twice the number of entires that I have.
She wants to be a writer. I just want to be able to write.


This whole thing is requiring way more effort than I thought it would.

Where, Oh where are my legions of loyal followers?
Shouldn't they be doing these kinds of mundane tasks?
My time is best spent being worshiped and adored.