Looking for guidance?

In these troubling end days people everywhere are looking for guidance to their problems and help with their personal issues. Everyone has questions and everyone has difficulties keeping their faith. These are difficult times for you common and ordinary people. This makes the CyberSpaceKing©'s job more challenging and the need for the CyberSpaceKing© even more pronounced. With all the experts spouting opinons and trying to tell people how to run their lives, my followers have their loyalty tested on a daily basis. Iv'e said it before and I'll say it again, these are troubling times. There are many charlatans out there who claim to have the answers. There are those among you who aspire to one day achieve the lofty heights of the CyberSpaceKing©. Never give up the dream but remember to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

CyberSpaceKing© edicts.

The CyberSpaceKing© is always being worshiped by his loyal followers and sometimes the constant attention can be quite a challenge. Being a diety is a tremendous responsibility what with all the adoring fans, the requests for salvation and the constant whinning of those in pain seeking comfort. Those who would worship the CyberSpaceKing© must learn to have lower expectations of my devine powers and they should be grateful that I pay any attention at all to their insignifigant existence. Additionaly followers should never ask the CyberSpaceKing© to provide them with evidence of his godly powers the CyberSpaceKing© will decide when and where to display his awesome power and it is not wise to waste it on mere mortals.

Worship Me... Pay tribute by sending cash.

We are constantly working on new ways to help loyal followers to worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash. We have a paypal option available at the CyberSpaceKing.com website we always accept cash in the mail, we even have self addressed stamped envelopes available here.

We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing© never asks you to do much at all except to pay tribute by sending cash. No difficult text to learn, no complicated rituals to memorize, no special rules to live by, all you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.

Nothing could be easier or more satisfying than sending cash to the CyberSpaceKing today.

What are you waiting for? 2012?

Who would Jesus worship?

What with all the talk these days about "what would Jesus do" in this circumstance...
and all the world leaders...

and televangilists...

those who claim to speak directly to Jesus.
Somebody should ask these guys to ask Jesus who he would worship. I bet he'd tell them the CyberSpaceKing© because the CyberSpaceKing offers the only really simple and effective solution to all your religous needs. In this day and age everyone needs to be more efficient with their time and resources. Our research shows that most people spend too much time and money thinking about or practisoing their religions and the wide variety of religions is confusing and causes global conflict.
Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing can solve all these problems at once.
So ask yourslef, who would Jesus worship.

This Has Been a Test.

My Absense was a test of your faith.
Those of you who passed the test (you know who you are) shall be rewarded with extended time and extra privileges in website heaven.
The CyberSpaceKing is always testing the loyalty of his followers to determine who amongst you is the most deserving of my special attentions.
A loyal follower asked me just the other day…
”CyberSpaceKing are there any other religions you recommend I consider before worshiping the CyberSpaceKing?”
I answered as I always do …
Loyal follower your particular religious choice is a personal matter, the CyberSpaceKing is not concerned with other “lesser religions”
(ie: any religion not dedicated to worshiping the CyberSpaceking).

The CyberSpaceking is too confident and feels completely unthreatened by those other religious groups, sure they might have thousands of years of tradition and millions of followers but that is their greatest weakness and the beauty and simplicity of worshiping the CyberSpaceKing. No longer will you need to memorize ancient texts or learn difficult rituals. With my great new religion, you take the drivers seat, you decide how seriously devoted you need to be, you decide how often to pray, you decide what kind of rules you should live by.
All you ever need to do is pay tribute by sending cash and continue to worship the CyberSpaceKing.

Look into the Light, 300 and Counting!

300 followers cant be wrong.
OK So I haven't perhaps reached 300 yet but soon it will be. 300 loyal followers in only 4 weeks is not bad. Although it's difficult to say for sure I think about 90% of the visitors to my blogs are first time visitors, I know this because basically any hit outside of Vancouver is a new visitor.

Remember people, you only have to proselytize to two or three people and get them to worship and pay tribute to play a big part in establishing this great new easy to practise religion. Imagine how gratifying it will be to tell people you were part of this grass roots religous movement.

Me and my nimbus.

Well here's a shot of me in 1996. The dawn of the CyberSpaceKing©. My nimbus is clearly visible, this is why there are no recent pictures of me, because to cameras I now appear more as an overall white light because my nimbus is too bright. Friends and family are accustomed to it by now but it does take a little getting used to.

Because my halo makes me so difficult to photograph I make available to my followers a number of images "devine visions" as it were. They can cycle through the various images on the CyberSpaceKing website (over 45 currently available) pick a favourite or worship them all. The choice is yours, as always with the CyberSpaceKing© all you have to do is worship me and pay tribute by sending cash. We ask nothing more of you as followers. Truly devout individuals may decide to contribute more often and in greater quantity, that is up to the individual to decide. The CyberSpaceKing© welcomes one and all.
I've said it once and I will say it again, traditional religion is just way to complicated and its beliefs are antiquated and outdated, it's about time we consolidate religion and make things easier for everyone.

Worshiping the CyberSpaceKing just makes good sense.
Don't delay, become a loyal follower today.

People are watching!

The CyberSpaceKings© sometimes compares stats for his BlogSpot blog

versus the traffic visiting the CyberSpaceKing© corporate website.

As you can see the CyberSpaceKing© blog format seems to appeal more to an international audience while the CyberSpaceKing© Corporate website gets most of its traffic from Vancouver and Australia.

Have you seen me on TV?

The CyberSpaceKing has made numerous television appearances. It started in 1996 with a webcam image of the CyberSpaceKing© swigging a beer in Indonesia.

Website Heaven chronicled my adventures in Indonesia and Australia, in particular the "crotch still smokin story" of the Eastern Railway Hotel in Ballarat, Victoria (my first blog entry, really). The site was hosted on my brothers AOL account and though the account was cancelled years ago website heaven still exists today.

Website Heaven suddenly started to get "hits" and my brother thought that these hits were coming from co-workers in the film industry here in Vancouver. We later surmised that perhaps my hotel strip tease story had suddenly gained popularity amongst some adolescent male audience somewhere, one can only guess. The "hit" counter has since reset but I have these screenshots that show that it's already passed the 3000 mark back in 2002.



It was this point in 1996 and with this website that I decided to claim the internet for my own and crowned myself the CyberSpaceKing©. I made numerous searches and could find nobody claiming sovereignty over this new electronic landscape.


Thusly I stand before you the undisputed ruler and self-proclaimed savior of the internet since 1996 Please help support my further efforts to dominate, overtake and eventually rule the internet, television and eventualy asimilate all the religions in the world.

Jokes on You today!

Jokes on you today, loyal followers. If your here looking for one of the CyberSpaceKings scathing weekly rebukes of traditional religion or perhaps a dose of that subtle CyberSpaceKing charm, that magic that convinces loyal followers to pay tribute by sending cash.

Well your out of luck because I have no amusing posts for you today.

I am too busy being worshiped and adored.

Sincerely H.R.H.
the CyberSpaceKing©

I am Confused

Wow there sure are allot of Blogs about religion onthe internet. I just spent an hour trying to figure out what this guy is talking about. Then I found this website and became even more confused (but mainly I liked the name). The more I looked the more I found and the more confused and bewildered I became, instead of answering my questions about divinity they seemed to raise more questions and sometimes the different sects within the same religions would contradict each other. What a mess.

What's a follower to think? What's a follower to do, follow blindly? It just all seems too confusing and requires way to much research to be able to discuss even basic spiritual matters. Every religion is confusing, difficult to learn, hard to practise, time consuming and expensive.

The CyberSpaceKing to the rescue once again.
Our simple, safe and easy to practise religion just make good sense.
Worship the CyberSpaceKing, pay tribute by sending cash.

the CyberSpaceKing circa 1973
If you squint your eyes you can almost make out the halo.

Think inside the box.

Seems these days people are much more concerned about whats going on around them than whats going on inside. When it comes to news we want the big picture quickly and not the intimate details. Oh sure if theres sex or violence involved we want the details but if its something vaguely spiritual or sociopolitical or something that causes us to have to think we would rather get the abridged version. Uh uh, no way, I dont want to think about that, I dont want to be introspective. I want to be removed, abstracted, entertained, free from responsibility or guilt.





Finally there is a religion that you can easily practise that will instantly absolve you of all guilt and responsibility. Finally everyone can just relax and enjoy life, go ahead have fun, after all isn't that what its all about?


There has never been a better way to live a guilt free lifestyle and be carefree and easy in your religion too. Just worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash, it's simple and easy, theres no difficult text to learn or complicated and confusing rituals. Once everyone is worshiping the CyberSpaceKing there will be no more wars and much less arguing in general.

So what are you waiting for? go forth;
worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tributre by sending cash.

Will this madness never end?

My niece (theJeanQueen) started a Blog. She started about the same time I did but has published twice the number of entires that I have.
She wants to be a writer. I just want to be able to write.


This whole thing is requiring way more effort than I thought it would.

Where, Oh where are my legions of loyal followers?
Shouldn't they be doing these kinds of mundane tasks?
My time is best spent being worshiped and adored.

Gosh CyberSpaceKing, Your great!

Imagine winning the CyberSpaceKing© boardgame. First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-crafted CyberSpaceKing© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©*** actual game may not be not as illustrated

To all my loyal followers, thank you for your continued support, the CyberSpaceKing has decided to give you his blessings. To those of you leeching of my devine presence and worshiping but not paying tribute I send you my malicious thoughts.

To my Polish visitors I say "Dzien Dobry"

Worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay as you go.At last theres a simple easy to follow religion.

First follower to pay tribute over $2000ca will receive this limited edition hand-cratfed CyberSpaceKIng© game. Great for demonstrating your adoration and showing your friends and family how easy it is to worship the CyberSpaceKing©



We work hard to earn our followers adoration. Lots of religions just don't offer this kind of value. Worshipping the CyberSpaceKing© means you get to worship a real living deity and not some intangible one. As an added bonus the CyberSpaceKing© has never asked any of his followers to commit suicide or other egregious acts. In fact the CyberSpaceKing never asks you to do much at all except to send cash. No difficult text to learn, no special rules to live by just simply worship the CyberSpaceKing and pay tribute by sending cash.


Try it today you will see how good it feels to be a part of the new religious craze that’s sweeping the world, worship the CyberSpaceKing©, pay tribute by sending cash and you will be just that much closer to website heaven.

Chemtrails.

These are not clouds. So saith the CyberSpaceKing.


Scott Stevens seems like one of those people that just loves his job.
His station manager of eight years at Channel 6 in Idaho described him as "energetic, easy-going and enthusiastic about the weather". I first stumbled upon Scotts website www.weatherwars.info when looking for answers as too what the hell the airplanes were spraying in the sky. Scott seemed to have the most logical and credible explanation. As I have been reading his website for the last couple of years I have been impressed with the quantity of data and pictures he has collected.

Here's a guy in england who films chemtrails and puts them on YouTube.
Here's someone in France filming this activity.
These are from Vancouver.

I'm just relieved to know it's not just me that is seeing these trails and going hmmmm...




Another reason, in these times of uncertainty to embrace the CyberSpaceKing as the self proclaimed savior and ruler of the internet.
You will start to feel better as soon as you send cash to the CyberSpaceKing.



Oh and here's something (about stupidity) everybody should watch this.
These people aren't stupid they are just confused, another illustration of how much better a place the world would be with all the religion consolidated in the worship of the CyberSpaceKing.

Pay Tribute (by sending cash)

Well the CyberSpaceKing© recieved an average of
12 hits a day in February and added about $1.75 to the Gold Statue Fund.


An excellent beginning but I know we can do better than that. You people need to stop freeloading and start sending in those envelopes stuffed with cash, I realize everybody is having a tough time making ends meet but theres no time like the present to invest in your future, ease you piece of mind, consolidate your religousness and worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.(this is an important step in the process).

If you need help figuring out how best to send cash please see our complete instructions on the CyberSpaceKing website.


Remember if your going to worship the CyberSpaceKing you have to pay tribute by sending cash. If you fail to send cash the CyberSpaceKing your devotion will not be considered complete and the CyberSpaceKing may not look upon you with compassion. You can pay tribute by sending cash and have complete devotion and make generous contributions to increase your own personal contentment. In addition, you can visit some of the many other CyberSpaceKing© webpages that offer great advice and examples for ways to pay tribute by sending cash.


Important: Make sure you...
worship and adore the CyberSpaceKing©
and pay tribute by sending cash.

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Musings on religiousness.

Greetings from the CyberSpaceKing©.

I found this website (findagrave.com) where you can explore the gravesites of people dead.
I had a look for my "old" friend Kamato Hongo (an honourary Paramook) and these comments I found made me laugh. All these well wishers suggesting Kamato was "with the Angels" Kamato was Shinto an ancient religion based on animism and rooted in the worship of ancestors and nature spirits. I seriously doubt if angels were ever a part of Kamato's belief system.

I couldn't help but think how much easier this will all be when everyone just worships the CyberSpaceKing©. This is just another example of how much confusion can arise from all these various conflicting belief systems.
Consolidate your religiousness today with the CyberSpaceKing©.


Worship me and pay tribute with cash.

Send cash to the CyberSpaceKing©

Have you visited the the CyberSpaceKing© website lately?
It’s now easier than ever to worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash.
Though many prefer the traditional cash in an envelope method our new affiliate advertising program with Google AdSense allows you to pay tribute to the CyberSpaceKing© with just the click of a mouse button. Though this method can be slow and only sends small amounts of cash to the CyberSpaceKing© it seems to be popular amongst theCyberSpaceKing©’s younger and more indolent followers as it requires no cash outlay. Our handy Paypal option allows you to use your Visa or MasterCard. With this method you can send large amounts of cash to the CyberSpaceKing©. Take the time to set-up a Paypal account, it’s quick, easy and free, this will help insure the CyberSpaceKing© receives the maximum amount and once you set it up you will always be just one or two clicks away from worshiping the CyberSpaceKing©.

Worship me, it's safe, simple & easy.

In this modern age of convenience are you wasting your time with a religion that is complicated, antiquated, difficult to follow and even more difficult to explain and justify to non-believers.
Why not simplify your life by worshiping
the CyberspaceKing©?

I am magnanimous.

Everyday I am generous and forgiving of those less fortunate than myself.
Today someone left their keys in the front lobby of the CyberSpaceKing© residential complex and I was kind enough to leave a note to let people know I had found keys and that there was a $20 reward.

Greetings!

Why not join the countless others who have given up their old, expensive, complicated, confusing and difficult to practice religions to worship the CyberSpaceKing©? It’s fun, it’s safe, it’s easy and it’s inexpensive.

Worship has always been a very personal matter, but somehow religious figures through-out history always seem to be able to place a monetary value on your worship.

When you worship the CyberSpaceKing©, the only requirement is that you pay tribute, the CyberSpaceKing© will never specify how much you need to pay. That’s up to you. You will never need to learn or interpret difficult text, there will be no complicated rituals to memorize, no special rules to live by, all you have to do is worship the CyberSpaceKing© and pay tribute by sending cash, it’s easy.

By worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© you and others like you make the world a better place. Consider worshiping the CyberSpaceKing© as the first logical step in consolidating the worlds religions this will make the world safer and religion in general less complicated and difficult to follow. This will result in less conflict, less blood shed and less wasted resources.

Save your money, save your time, save your sanity…
Worship the CyberSpaceKing© today.
Pay tribute by sending cash.